NEW IPHONE | THE REAL DEAL...

I'm very excited about the new iPhone.

Hope it'll be a quad core monster, with the ability to connect to a big
Mac screen, and that I'll be able to control it with a non cabled mouse, 
and keyboard. 

I expect it to be expandable with a microcard of your choice, so 
that you can determine whether you want to fx. download your pictures 
onto your iPhone, or your expandable memory. 
I want it to be watertight, and with a good grip. It should come as standard 
with 64 GB of internal ram. It should carry a Carl Zeiss lens of the finest 
caliber. It should have a non-breakable screen - scratch free. It should 
hold a battery that could last for at least 24 hours.
 
It should be able to float, so you could accidentally drop it into water. 
You should be able to fix it to your wrist by means of a steel wire.

So Apple - are you listening!